dawg theo said. "lobster looks like it has down syndrome". lmfaooooooo

1:50:42 "I could suck you down. I could suck you in here" - Ethan Klein (out of context :)

beautiful for sure

Ahhh what you are looking for my good man Theo is, Ganesha

Maybe time travelers don't know they are time travelers.

“I bet somebody drew ‘em fuckin”

That's pretty much QAnon lol 1:40:45

HAPPY TO BE BORN, BRO. THAT'S THE START

🔥

Nobody: Theo Von: “uncomfortable”

Hang in there Ella

why does stitchfix sound amazing

Lmfao at him calling Ganesh the Hindu god Gangladesh 🤣🤣 I'm assuming that's who he meant because he said India

Rewatching this for the 3rd time...one of my favourite podcast episodes 😁

we really need theo back, but in the studio!!!!

He just loves little amounts, and he's not afraid to say it

How sad is it that I am seriously nostalgic for 2019?

Did anyone else notice the dead air when Ethan asked were you injured? Theo (Long ass pause) yeah

"Bro I feel like that lobster has like uhhh *down syndrome* " kills me everytime

Wtf was up with 1:10:00 Weird never noticed

I know right, I was looking for a comment that talked about it and you were the only person

"i love little ammounts"

19:00 realest talk ever

Omg Theo and Ethan what a combo. Please do this again soon!!!

This is the best H3 Podcast ep ever, I think.

The chemistry was so great that they had to rap up the show up 3 times.

Why the fuck did he bring up his drug of choice what was the point of that

"I'd take his Einsteinum."

Larry Einstein

Yo. The age stick hit quick this was just one year ago??

K me o

1:10:09 lol ok.

How tf was that a real lobster ?!?!! 😳

“I was born under pressure. My mom wore tight jeans to birth. Imagine You’re trying to gestate in there and you’re rockin against a 19 inch belt!” Already?!😂😭 dude the episode just started! Also...it is Known that R Kelly and his handlers would go to MALLS wherever they were touring and “recruit” young girls!!!!!! 🙀🙀🤔🤯

It's 2021 and Theo and H3 are still favorites.

Love the talk about anger. I’ve had a lot of that lately. Felt good to hear you guys talk about it

*I love little amounts*

I want someone to look at me the way hila look at Theo

The amount of chemistry these two had in the little time they were together is crazy

1:43:27 “that guy’s from the future” 😂😭

1:32:18 i’m fucking dead 😂

at this point im convinced that his eyebrows have a heart and brain of its own

wa

Wet gram, hard milliliter

50:00

“Lesbian and a time traveler? Nobody can do all that” hahahaha

OH MY GOD I almost peed myself listening to Theo's story about the 2 old men and the little boy email

The level of honest human thought and communication in this interview is therapeutic. You three are beautiful. Thank you.

theos a total empath i love him

“We just played the same sound effect at the same time” “Soundsiees” Theo just being able to make these kind of jokes off the top of his head is why i like him so much

!

Ya know

I've never heard Eila laugh so much 😂🤣 this was great, aged like fine wine. 😘

“That ain’t Kumbaya brah”

Theo is a funny mothercopulator

why is that when he said "Jodie Foster" he was kind of looking like her ..could he be a time travelling lesbian!!

54:35 “you got that sugar lizard in your head” 🦎

22:00 i wouldn't want a wet gram of weed

wa

"Oh, no. I just like small amounts." - Theo Von 😂🤣

Ethans definitely a closet gay

I can’t think of anything I need more than another podcast with Theo

Imagine Theo, Hila and Ethan's son, to see the part about the retirement home in 20-30 years

Hila*

Einstein: "time is just an illusion" Theo: "I got beans on the stove Einstein"

Hila's confusion at Theo's incredulity is the correct response to discovering his unique brand of humor.

Great episode

The beginning of this podcast was very much the Theo Von podcast but it totally worked out

The decorous cockroach sporadically protect because nepal postsurgically succeed including a third trunk. peaceful, malicious brochure

is this some secret code

Gotta get this guy back

bro, this whole exchange, especially with Theo at the end, made me actually laugh out loud - 1:30:50

Theo is just the best

Theo von is a baby angel of a man.

The fact Theo mentioned OA coming back 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

OMG AHHAHAHA GANGLEDESH HE MEANT GANESHA

Theo Von is 100% microdosing acid

The keen hydrogen primarily scribble because owl chronologically risk alongside a beautiful sail. useful, knowledgeable gym

This feels like a crossover episode.

This conversation epitomizes why Theo Von is such a talent. Dude has heart, gives a fuck about those across from him. I mean when you bring in Bill Burr you just want that fuck off your podcast asap and immediately regret the invite.

I was really depressed today. I'm so glad I remembered about this episode. I love these two guys so much. Tons of love papa gang bless.

Bruh theo is awesome, i didnt know him

“You gotta meet people man, when you’re on acid”

This was so genuinely funny, insightful and helpful. Great synergy and legit podcast. Great job

came here for theo. enjoyed all 3 of you thoroughly! awesome podcast.

When he mentioned JK news, I got hyped!

When Theo ses “play one more please!” Sounds Iike a happy little kid. 😂 Man I love that guy!

"I just love small amounts" probably my favorite words ever spoken

comedic genius. he's the only person that can make me laugh at my lowest lows. ps literally the only thing i have written on my dating profile - "just killing time until i have the opportunity to convince theo von we're soulmates. gang gang."

i loooove when you guys talk about mental health and get personal. we all need to be reminded we’re not alone in our feelings

best. episode. ever. repeat please!

I can’t watch this. What is that weird giggle she’s doing

“Paperless” lmaoooooo GOLD

I think he’s my favorite person on the planet I always come back to his old podcasts esp this one

I think he’s my favorite person on the planet I always come back to his old podcasts esp this one

1:32:18

Theo is my favorite person of all time I can't believe I didn't know this existed

"I love little amounts"

I thought that was trisha paytas eating that lobster lol

bring Theo back >:[

I used to love small amounts. Like all the sample from different hotels. Keep them as a collection/store as a kid. Good times. Now we got 2020

‘I love little amounts’ 😂

everytime i hear ethan talk about his dad, it’s literally the exact same as my dad. he’s also a salesman and knows how to make the superficial friendly meetings, but has no real personality or life when he goes home. BRUH. i can relate hard. i even told him i can’t talk to him anymore and he hasn’t even tried to reach out since. gotta love dads!

I’m sorry to hear this 😞 my condolences babe ♥️